We've all seen it...people thinking that tagging "antique" or "vintage" on an old piece of junk automatically increases it's worth. I like vintage. So I picked out a few "vintage" items for you to look at. 
For $200 you can own this vintage couch...It's got nice, clean lines. For some reason it reminds me of a hot dog bun. I can just imagine it folding over and eating me when I sat down.
For $200 you can own this vintage couch...It's got nice, clean lines. For some reason it reminds me of a hot dog bun. I can just imagine it folding over and eating me when I sat down.
For $75, you can own this Darth Vader speaker phone. It would be really neat if the person's voice came through sounding like Darth Vader. AWESOME!
For $1,800, you can own this whole pile of vintage crap! WOOHOO! I don't know what all is in there, and I don't want to know...and also, I can think of a million other things to do with my $1,800 dollars...If I had that much.
I saved this one for last so that you will have nightmares tonight. For $200 you can ensure that you never have a decent nights sleep for the rest of your life.
Is anyone actually falling for this? Cuz if so, I have a few "vintage" things I'd be happy to sell for several hundred dollars.
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